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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Coffin Hop 2011, Day One: What's Your Favorite Halloween Memory? And Win Nate Southard.

Welcome to Day One of Coffin Hop 2011.  For a full explanation of what that is, see yesterday's post.  In short, it's a blog tour of over 90 horror authors blogging about Halloween, horror, Horrorween, and anything in between.  We're all offering tons of few stuff, too, so come along and play!

Anyhoo.  Memories of Halloween.  Honestly, most of my childhood Halloween memories blur together.  I remember images, mostly.  Of dark, autumn nights and looming, blue-black skies.  Of blazing Jack-O-Lanterns and houses decked out in all manner of spookery.   And of course, the never ending parade of costumes. 

One year I was Frankenstein.  Another year, I was a skeleton which, worked out really well, because I broke my wrist that year, so the cast fit in with my skeleton outfit nicely.  Also, in a stab against political correctness, one year I was a "little Indian", which was especially cool, because it was my dad's costume when he was a kid.

And of course, I remember the candy.  Boy HOWDY, do I remember the candy.

The most vivid Halloween memory I have, though was of a movie I ended up watching one Halloween night.  When my sister and I got older, our family used to stop at a close friend's home when our Trick-or-Treating was finished for the evening.  It was kinda cool, because when we got home - if on a school night - we really didn't have time to sort through our candy and trade our wares between us for our favorites.  Plus, these folks had a game room: pool table, dart board and some other cool stuff.

One year, however, my sister and I ended up in the den, for some reason, counting our candy while our parents visited with their friends in the dining room.  On TV was a movie.  And honestly...it totally blew my mind.  Scared the heebie-jeebies out of me.  Wasn't a "horror" movie, exactly, or about Halloween or demons or monsters or ANYTHING like that.

It was Saturn 3.

See, the movie threw me.  Started out a sci fi flick, right?  By the time  we were rolling, however...a murderous, homicidal cyborg powered by a whole buncha human brains is hunting down two hapless scientists stranded on a moon base.  I'm not sure what freaked me out more - the whole "brains in a canister" thing, or this one scene in which the cyborg butchers a little dog for fun - but whatever it was, that night is practically the ONLY Halloween night of my childhood that really, vividly stands out.

Now, I've never seen the movie since.  Mostly, I'm afraid it won't inspire the same chills it did that night, the memory won't come near the way I remember it.  But, I can honestly say it was my first brush with the concept of "horror"...and it wasn't necessarily bloody and gory or anything like that, and you didn't see the human brains stacked inside this thing so much.  You just knew they were there.  And that, my friends, for this former ten year old, was quite enough, thanks very much.

So, today's "contest".  Share with me in the comments your most VIVID - Strange - Memorable - Fantastic - Frightening Halloween memory.  I'll pick one as the winner (and it goes without saying, this whole thing is kinda arbitrary, no way around that), and the winner will be posted November 1st, over at the Coffin Hop blog.

Here's what's up for grabs today: He Stepped Through, (Bloodletting Press), by Nate Southard, which was limited to only 300 signed and numbered perfect bound paperbacks.

One gray morning, the words appear everywhere: on the lips of the men shooting up an inner city burger joint, scrawled across a bloody crime scene, and written on the wall of the only occupied apartment in a downtown slum. In the space of a single day, they infected Los Angeles. Crooked detective Walker wants to know what the words mean. Officer Megan Ricks can t get the words out of her head. Gang-banger 2Bit wants to get as far away from the words as possible. But the words can t be escaped. They're written in violence, and promise terror. When their meaning becomes clear, no one will be safe. 






And of course, there's always a copy of Hiram Grange & The Chosen One, up for grabs over at Goodreads...but a note, you DO have to be a Goodreads members to enter:


Goodreads Book Giveaway

Hiram Grange and the Chosen One by Kevin Lucia

Hiram Grange and the Chosen One

by Kevin Lucia

Giveaway ends October 31, 2011.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
Enter to win

There you go, folks.  Hit me with those Halloween night memories...

19 comments:

  1. Like you, my Halloween memories pretty much blur together, though some stick out, like the time I noticed another kid had a hole in his bag, so I followed him around all night collecting the candy he dropped.

    I'd say my scariest night was when I was about eight years old. All the trick-or-treating was done and I'd been invited to watch movies on HBO with a friend down the block. So I filled my pockets with Sweet Tarts, etc, and looked forward to a night of thrills. This was my first time seeing John Carpenter's The Thing. Not only did it change my life, but I had to walk home alone afterward... in the dark. And there were a lot of bushes along the way to feed my imagination.

    Once home, I went straight to bed, which was up against a concrete wall. I kept dreaming that bloody tentacles were coming up from under the bed to get me. At one point, I woke up and tried to think of nice things so I could sleep better. My dreams then switched to happy Smurfs... exploding into gory aliens and absorbing the rest of the village.

    At some point in the night, I'd smacked my nose into the wall and spurted blood. The following morning, I saw this and thought the tentacles had come out, indeed.

    On a funnier note, I once took some acid and went to a Halloween festival in Tampa, FL, dressed as the Boo Berry Cereal ghost. Whenever someone laughed at me, I chased them around yelling, "Take me seriously! I provide 9 essential vitamins and minerals, and I'm low in sugar!" That was a wild night.

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  2. "My dreams then switched to happy Smurfs... exploding into gory aliens and absorbing the rest of the village."

    Excellent! Because we ALL know those Smurfs weren't nearly as innocent as they seemed...

    Thanks for posting!

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  3. Halloween is more about remembered feelings for me than actual memories. Like you I have impressions. I will tell you my worst Halloween. When I was 8 and my Mom still followed us around in the car because it's usually pretty cold in SD at the end of October, I remember getting so tired I could no longer walk. I was freezing cold and couldn't keep my eyes open. I had waited for MONTHS to trick-or-treat, and wound up sleeping in the car while my sister took my bag to the doors for me. Turns out I had a pretty severe case of pneumonia. Worst Halloween ever!

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  4. WOW. Sounds like the Halloween we had a few years ago, back with the swine flu was still big. Both kids had the sniffles, and my wife and I debated taking them out Halloween night, decided to go for it, and things seemed fine - just a little whiny is all, and that's it...but BAM. Two days later we were all sick, my daughter confirmed with swine flu, the rest of us all down with a virus...

    Thanks for posting!

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  5. Probably the best Halloween memory I have is from before my older brother Jerry went away to college. I'd made these little pouches full of "blood" (food coloring applied to corn syrup). Basically they were made from remnants of water balloons, and you could squeeze them until they popped, which left some good oozing action. Anyway, it was late on Halloween night, and I'd finished my trick-or-treating long before. I'd climbed up into this really big maple tree by my house, because I knew that my brother would be coming home with his girlfriend soon, from whatever it was that big kids did. I'd perfected the ultimate girly scream, kind of like scream queens but times ten and actually scary, and I unleashed it when they came within a fairly close range of me. The girl freaked out, but they just kept walking closer. So I carried out the worst I could do. When they got right under me, I swung down around the branch (hooked by my knees), made this super grody gagging noise, and grabbed my chest. Blood came spurting out, from one of my capsules of course, but they didn't know that. So of course the girl went running off, with an even girlier scream than mine was. I'm not sure they ever dated again after that.

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  6. Alex - EPIC. Absolutely. Classic younger brother Halloween torture technique.

    Scaryart1973 - Oktoberfish, eh? And where might one go fishing for this...fish...anyway?

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  7. Don't know whether this can compete -- but my favorite Halloween memory was a year with my wife, back when we were engaged. I painted myself blue and dressed up in finery with a bow and arrow, as Rama of Hindu legend; my wife, in a gorgeous white costume gown with a split to the thigh was Sita. She was very sweet and very sexy. I was very ... vivid. Lots of blue paint. There wasn't a ten-headed demon to rescue her from, but I did fight off a vampire as my love swooned on the couch. It was a big party, with fun games. Unfortunately, my blue paint ... er ... rubbed off. On everything. The host has never forgiven me, though I offered to strive valiantly to clean up the mess ...

    Memorable in any case!

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  8. Oooh. Greasy blue paint, rubbing off everywhere? Definitely vivid. And, how bad is that when I read this:

    "I painted myself blue and dressed up in finery with a bow and arrow"

    I thought your next statement was going to be: "like an alien Indian cat from a James Cameron movie..."

    Thanks!

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  9. I'm going to give a boring answer and say nothing. I never celebrated Halloween. It wasn't a popular holiday growing up in Malaysia. What we did have was the Hungry Ghost Festival, but you don't so much as celebrate it as spend the month of the festival being careful not to anger the spirits -- my grandparents made sure we paid homage to the restless ghosts in the form of food offerings and incense burning.

    What I always enjoyed though, were the horror movie marathons on TV during the Hungry Ghost Festival and on October 31st.

    J.C.
    Coffin Hopper

    Read my Coffin Hop post HERE

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  10. Yeah, those were always pretty cool. I think USA used to run something called "Shocktober", and there was always Elvira and "Up All Night" Rhonda Shear.

    Thanks for posting! Not a boring answer at all ...Halloween can pretty commercial at times, and the Hungry Ghost Festival sounds like something to experience.

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  11. My most vivid memory was when I was 7 years old, it was raining and I collected candy in a paperbag I decorated at school.
    As my mom, sister and I walked back a street we just trick-or-treated, we noticed candy on the ground - good, unwrapped, just a bit wet by rain.
    My mom didn't want me to pick it up, until I pointed out my bag had a big tear from the rain and it was my candy we walk pass.

    Lesson: use a pillow case to collect Halloween candy.

    Happy Halloween and blog hopping, everyone:)

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  12. Great memory, Anne! Ironic!

    Thanks for posting!

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  13. Gosh. My Halloween memories seem really uneventful compared to others. I guess I'll just copy and paste a snippet of a recent guest post I did with Midnyte Reader.

    "When I was a little kid I always wanted to be a cowboy on Halloween. I had the boots, the vest, the hat, and even a gun.

    The gun looked a helluva lot like a real six-shooter, but it was just a cap gun. My dad was adamant that I couldn't have any caps, but that didn't bother me because just holding what looked like a real gun was cool enough for me. It was the crown jewel every year for my Halloween costume. I must have gotten some looks too from folks in those early years, seeing a pint-sized kid walking around with what looked like a grown man's gun.

    Dressing up as a cowboy for Halloween had a second appeal to me, too. It was probably the only costume suggested to me by my parents that didn't require wearing a mask. For reasons that elude me still, I had a genuine fear of covering my face with masks or hoods, especially with those cheap Halloween masks they sold at department stores. The kind of masks that had those tiny holes, about the size of pencil erasers, for your eyes and nostrils or mouth. I can still remember an almost claustrophobic reaction to putting one of those things on when I was four or five. After that, I wanted nothing to do with costumes that covered my face ..."

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  14. "those cheap Halloween masks they sold at department stores."

    Yes, definitely. I hated those things, also. I remember going as Frankenstein one year, and my mask was truly dreadful. Worst of all, I kept pulling it off and breaking the stinkin' rubber band keeping it on. Dad was definitely getting tired of fixing that thing by the time that night was over...

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  15. The memory that sticks out the most to me would be the time my dad came home with the biggest pumpkin I ever saw. it was so big around it was the same size as the lid to our green trash can (you know the one you set out by the road for the trash men). it took us forever to clean that sucker out, for him to carve it up. We were so proud of our masterpiece that we set it on top of said green trash can for the whole street to see. We all step back to admire our hard work and as soon as we did... SPLAT. it hit the ground and pumpkin went everywhere. It was the biggest and shortest lasting pumpkin we ever had LOL

    Thanks for the chance to win :)
    JenniferSmith.ga (at) gmail.com

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  16. Oh. Wow. THAT sucks! But at least you got to enjoy it, for the moment...

    Thanks for posting!

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  17. I think my favourite Halloween memory is going to happen in just a few hours. My daughter is 2 and is really looking forward to actively trick-or-treating and being a zombie ballerina. I know I kinda cheated, but honesty is the best policy.

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  18. My favorite Halloween was the year we dressed up my husband in a gorilla costume and sat him outside. A young guy walking by with his friends said he was going to kick the stuffed gorilla. Just as he went to kick, my husband jumped up and roared at him. The guy screamed and ran off as fast as he could (with his pals almost doubled over with laughter)
    lindahl at rogers dot com

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  19. Jason - zombie ballerina! Love it!

    Jeanette - that is just about the best!

    Thanks!

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